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哪有《荆轲刺秦王》英语搞笑话剧剧本？
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
（introduction）：longagotherewasacrazycountry,inthiscrazycountrythereweresomecrazypeople,tryingtoshowthecrazyhistorybycrazyways.mrjingkewasthemostfamousswordsmanandwassenttokillkingofqing,“yingzheng”.butfinallyhefailed.doyouwanttoknowwhathappenedatthattime?okay,nextshowwilltellyouthetruth.actioni太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：
mirror,mirror,tellme,whoisthemostprettymanintheworld?(画外音：it’syou,princedan!太子丹高兴状)thankumirror!（面对观众）
i’mprincedan,themagicmirrorsaidiamthemostattractivemanintheworld.butyingzhengisajealousguy,ifeelhewillkillmeifmirrortoldhimthetruth.iamsoscared.sowhatcanido?(向幕里大叫)whereismyminister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬):honey,iamcoming.
太子丹：i’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautiful、graceful、handsome、charming、cute、smartanddearestprincedan”!
阿三：sure,honey!ihaveagoodidea.wecanfindaherotokillyingzheng~~~
（作杀状）太子：ohyeah~~~.whatisthemostexpensivecommodityinthiscentury?talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）goodidea!butwhoistherightcandidate?
阿三：afterscreeningihavetwopromisingpersonsonhand.oneismisslimochou,theotherismrjinke.tomorrowtheywillpkfortheno1killeroftheworld.
太子：well,showmethewinnerassoonaspossible,ok?
阿三：yes.actionii（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲areyoulimochou?李莫愁yes.荆轲ok.i’mjingke,youknow,iwillletyouknowiamthekingofthekillers’world.李莫愁areyouchallengingme?
荆轲offcourse!耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁comeon!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：whathappened?whyaren’tyouhurt?荆轲:wedon\'tneedanyreasontowinaperson.don\'twe?dowe?（赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：mommaalwayssaid:\"lifeislikeaboxofchocolates,mochou.youneverknowwhatyou\'regonnaget.\"igotit,mommaisright.
荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：howareyou?
荆柯：fine,thankyou,andyou?太子丹：ohmygod!couldyougivemeaninnovativeanswerto“howareyou”?
荆柯：sure!太子丹：howareyou?
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